Wahay!

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

(Source: kiluas, via flandresscarletnotebook)

summonerjolan:

brommunism:

remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes

That’s some Phoenix Wright shit right there, I swear

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mickeyandcompany:

p1kenobi:

jinnora:

why

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did

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they

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cancel

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this

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fucking

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show??

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it was literally gold

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House of mouse was the best. Was awesome seeing all the classic characters together.

This post have over 50000 notes. I think we should do a petition to get this show back. No, really, why not?

(via ruinedchildhood)

iancsamson:

Princess Peach alt colors for Smash. Class, yo.

iancsamson:

Princess Peach alt colors for Smash. Class, yo.

(via stickerstar)

officialunitedstates:

inmyheadandonmymind:

officialunitedstates:

did good on my bread final

no no no no. you did well, not good. you do well, you are good.

thanks for the grammar lesson but I don’t need it.  I’m majoring in bread

(via squeakadeeks)

akiraita:

geeksotospeak:

99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat

and the 1 percent is just

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(Source: geeksotospeak-inactive)

n64thstreet:

Conker gets a confidence boost, from Conker’s Bad Fur Day by Rare.

n64thstreet:

Conker gets a confidence boost, from Conker’s Bad Fur Day by Rare.

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it-started-to-rain:

I just made a very important gif look

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silvaniart:

Head Shots for NYCC!

This is a selection of the 5x7” head shots I’ll have available at my Artist Alley tables at New York Comic Con and Long Beach Comic Con. They are only $20 each but they are first come first served. I’m sorry but I don’t do these on request. What I have in the bin is what you have to choose from, so get there early.

I’m still taking orders for full size New York Comic Con commission pre-orders. Email me at silvaniart@gmail.com for questions and requests.

(via starjem)